sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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