You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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