I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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