Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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