Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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