The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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