In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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