Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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