you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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