Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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