Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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