Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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