So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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