so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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