Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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