Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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