I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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