I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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