I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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