My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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