Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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