Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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