I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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