Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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