You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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