Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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