I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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