You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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