We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
