Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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