The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Your cock deserves a montage
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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