One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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