My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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