my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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