NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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