yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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