But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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