uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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