if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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