i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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