Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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