Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
