i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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