Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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