i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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