so that wasnt chicken after all
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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