i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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