Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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