That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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