You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
ugly people sure do ruin things
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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