just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize
