Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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