Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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