come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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