What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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