Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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